A Story Wherein Alex Turner Feels Left-Out
(any excuse to make fun of the Arctic Monkeys.)

( go home gay!! )

I present to you now the fantastically unfunny account of Thom Yorke, Carl Barat and Their Adventure On An East Londonish Street.

Kate Moss has a part on this, so if you're squeamish, you might not want to read this.

And it's Zac, like Zac Needs.

( True Love Waits )